WHY AM I GETTING THIS SNAIL MAIL?

Dave:  Baby, why are we getting mail from Florida Blue?

Christy: That’s our insurance? I think? I dunno that stupid marketplace does whatever it wants.

Dave: Oh. Well what’s our deductible?

Christy: No idea, we can’t afford to go to the docs either way.

Dave: Really?

Christy: Yep

Dave: You know how we can save some money?

Christy: …..

Dave: They could stop mailing us this crap [holding up some huge book we just got in the mail] They could save millions on paper and frickin postage because most of us can’t afford to go to the docs even if we are sick.

Christy: You’re preaching to the choir honey but we don’t live in DC so they just “think” they know what’s best, I doubt those buggers have even had to worry about where their next meal was going to come from because they were off work because of the rain or the hols [shrug]