So, Dave and I usually chat at lunch now that we finally got him another cell phone and I thought to myself, some of the stuff that we talk about is pretty amusing so I should probably catalog it too and so I’m making another category here on the blog called “Messenger Moments”
To understand today’s bit you have to understand that Dave usually gets up in the morning, makes coffee and checks his email before leaving for work, he also keeps me updated on spending so I can do accounting sooner rather than later… later isn’t so great we’ve learned after 10 years because he’ll forget to tell me and it screws up our budget
So Facebook has this thing where you can share memories of posts from whatever day you are at. Today’s was hilarious insights and haha’s courtesy of Bellatrix and I thought I’d share.July 14, 2014 at 9:29am ·
Bella: Does Bacon have vitamins? Me: Bacon has something even better, it has love. Bella: Cool [munch munch munch]July 14, 2014 at 5:49pm ·
At the pizza place and Bella was gearing up to eat… Bella: We have to name the pizza Me: Let’s call it Fred Bella: You’re going down Fred, I’m gonna eat you up Me: [facepalm]
Dave, oh how I love him even if he’s attempting to avoid the ‘honey do list’, lol. Today’s effort of avoidance was slightly successful for about the 5 minutes. Oh yes David Scott Ghantt that medicine cabinet will be hung today [evil laugh]
Christy: Oh and now my lovely cabinet is up!
Dave: Life Lesson for the day? Don’t think you’re wife will forget what you have been putting off even with this and the other 3 distractions you attempted
Christy: Why’s he home from work though you wonder?
Dave: Well, they moved me to the night shift starting today.
Christy: No more sunburn or roasting in the 100℉ or more Jacksonville weather!
Dave: There is that, it’ll be nice for a change. Still want to move somewhere cooler though.
Christy: I’m with you I’m over the weather here to be honest.
Christy: [laughing] Isn’t there something else on the list you promised you’d help with today?
Christy: [batting eyelashes]
Dave: Now who’s trying to distract whom?
Christy: I find that I need to update the blog post for today and change the category from Miscellaneous Ramblings to One of Those Days, lol.
So far I have managed to:
Break a glass filled with soda when trying to crack my back (do you really wanna know? [grin] it involved a desk chair, a slippery shirt, and some wild flailing that resembled someone trout fishing that ended with me on the ground and broken glass all over the place.
Soak my outfit courtesy of a new hole in the garden hose after painting a wall and going out to clean the supplies off.
Spill chocolate sauce all over the clean outfit I’d put on after the hose incident when the chocolate decided to spill over the side of the little bowl I’d gotten because it tilted while I was slapping at my ankle where a mosquito had managed to attack me indoors…..
Yeah, I might as well just brush my teeth and go to bed now and save myself from any other weird stuff, lol.