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So, folks use a lot of emoji we know but what might their real facial reactions be to various things they read? We thought about it and think they might be something a bit like these.
So we were discussing the
Dave: And we still do that sharing today.
Christy: In modern terms… stretching what we have… sharing… etc..
Bella’s : Soooo Jesus used coupons?
Dave: Baby, why are we getting mail from Florida Blue?
Christy: That’s our insurance? I think? I dunno that stupid marketplace does whatever it wants.
Dave: Oh. Well what’s our deductible?
Christy: No idea, we can’t afford to go to the docs either way.
Dave: Really?
Christy: Yep
Dave: You know how we can save some money?
Christy: …..
Dave: They could stop mailing us this crap [holding up some huge book we just got in the mail] They could save millions on paper and frickin postage because most of us can’t afford to go to the docs even if we are sick.
Christy: You’re preaching to the choir honey but we don’t live in DC so they just “think” they know what’s best, I doubt those buggers have even had to worry about where their next meal was going to come from because they were off work because of the rain or the hols [shrug]
Bellatrix: Mom, I don’t think I’m as smart as I thought I was.
Christy: Ok?
Bellatrix: It’s a math problem, way they’ve got it written is not possible to solve.
Christy: Ok, well, lets look at it.
[walking back to computer]
Bellatrix: See? 5×2/3=5 doesn’t make sense I’m in the 5th grade math is easy.
Christy: Honey…that’s an S where are your glasses?
Bellatrix: Oh! Well that makes sense and I don’t know where I put my glasses.
Christy: Here’s a Mom life hack for you dear, hold down the Ctrl button and hit the + button and your text will be easier to read.
Bellatrix: Yeaahhh, I’m going to just go do this problem now.
So I was using speech to text last night and this (whatever this is, lol) that I took a screenshot of (because it was so weird) is not even remotely related to what I said except the setting a goal bit…no idea where the rest came from and I know I said absolutely nothing about a goldfish. 🤣🤣🤣
Dave: It started out like any other day.
Christy: Oh? The cat was on you as soon as the alarm went off demanding food?
Dave: Yeah, pretty much.
Christy: [snickering]
Dave: So I got up, went to work and took my morning photo of the day .
Christy: I actually have a plan for all those photos you’ve been taking but it’s not the top of my to do list.
Dave: I’m intrigued but I’m well aware of what your lists are like since there are about 3 of them floating around on the desk in disarray.
Christy: Yeah yeah, I really need to get one of my sister’s KitLife.netplanners, I know…still not sure how she and I are related when I’m a huge hot mess when it comes to getting anything done that doesn’t need to be done in a crunch in which case I go into laser focus and miracles happen[shaking head]
Dave: Anyway, so it was a normal work day as it goes on a Friday and I came home to my lovely wife and daughter who had made me a fresh pot of coffee and some delightful caramel apple birthday cupcakes, which I only got one of.
Christy: Bellatrix had a blast making those, I love that baking in that Nuwave is so safe and easy for her, I should have gotten one years ago
Dave: It is crazy fast and easy to use that thing and it’s more cost efficient than using the oven or stove but still, it’s like, an easy bake oven on steroids and I would would say sans a light bulb I I know it’s got that infrared going on.
Christy: Yep, but as it was Dave’s birthday we decided since Dad has slipped him a couple bucks via my paypal ( Thanks Dad!!) to get something for himself or go to dinner, that we would haul ourselves out to a rare treat…eating out.
Dave: We went to Steak and Shake, and yes that was my choice. Naturally they got my meal perfect and as usual they messed up Christy’s. Slow, cold, missing chili, wrong milkshake, etc. In fact I still can’t even understand how they confused strawberry with Banana I just don’t know…must have been the B. Of course this lead to the unhappy wife.
Christy: I did try to hold it together though.
Dave: Yeah, but it seems that every time we go out to eat especially on a special occasion…you know I just don’t know [scratching head] how does your meal always end up lost, cold, wrong, or generally messed up? What food God did you irk? The restaurant gods are angry and that’s why your fries are cold. [nodding]
Christy: [sigh] Yeah. At least I wasn’t facing what you were though, ROFL!
Dave: Plumbers crack. Like yeah. I didn’t think that a behind could run from the center of someones back to their knees, literally had no idea. What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Christy: Yes, that was the same woman who tried to run me over in the parking lot.
Dave: Methinks she might have been offended when you told our child to only eat until she was full since she had that huge shake with dinner and could always take home the leftovers …right after that chick was seriously yelling at her 3 husky very loud boys to eat all their meal. They did too, the littlest one was licking his hands to get all the ketchup.
Christy: They were a bit crass to put it politely.
Dave: I can think of some other words that aren’t so nice.
Christy: So can I but it’s not their fault seeing as all three of the kids appeared to be 8 and under and were hyped up on sugar.
Dave: All I know is that I should not have been mooned at the Steak and Shake. Ladies make sure when you sit down that you’ve got your britches pulled all the way up… it was down right unseemly in such a family environment, I may need therapy or an eye doctor because y’all that was just wrong.
So we’re on a rearranging spree here at the house because I ‘nest’ about once a year and so far I’ve got the living room done and most of the office which will be finished when the extra desk is moved out. Of course I made sure our room was done last week and the only room really left to do is kiddo’s room so I sent said child forth to give it a clean (including under the bed) so that I can go in there to shift stuff around and clean the carpet to boot. Easy peasy right? No. lol
So kiddo strolls out of the room carrying the kitten which is part of the reason there are little toys everywhere in there as he’s very active and finds joy in anything he can get his paws on.
Now I knew something was up by the way she sauntered up next to me and waited patiently while I was paying bills on the computer.
Then she said in a lazy drawl… “Theoretically.”
Which was when the Mom alarm went off in my head ringing in a laughing way because you know you’re about to hear some s**t when your 10 year old is sauntering, patient, and obviously has some kind of debate/argument for you.
Christy: Theoretically what?
Bellatrix: Weeeeellllllll
Christy: [laughing] Ok, let’s hear it.
Bellatrix: [huge grin on her face] Well Mom, it’s like this.
Christy: [laughsnort]
Bellatrix shot me the “really?” look and then put on her intellectual face and began tapping her chin while looking up at the ceiling which was when I knew she’d rehearsed this and was also when the kitten started swatting at her hand because he thought she was trying to play which is why the moment was interrupted so she could put the kitten down on the floor and she decided to just spit out what she wanted to say.
Bellatrix: Would you rather have a child who did everything you said and had a clean room but was super boring OR would you rather have a child that is adventurous, likes gaming, likes hanging out with you, and is fun?
Christy: Ok [tossing up hands in exasperation] why can’t I have one in the middle? The question doesn’t seem fair.
Bellatrix: But Mom [she mocked] you yourself told me life isn’t fair.
Christy: [laughing] Go clean your room
Bellatrix: [pouting and sighing] Fine, but I’m ready to just start throwing stuff away.
Christy: Yep, that’s what it usually boils down to even for grown ups…take a bag.FacebookTwitterRedditGoogle+StumbleUponTumblr
What are just a few of my unanswered questions you may wonder?
Get it? Before…hand…? That was slightly punny so I’m done for now and I’m going to go back to finishing rearranging my office.